Those who dare challenge the future of Earth

girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

when going to a friends' house

Normal people: What a lovely home you have

Me: Whats your wifi password?

WHEN I HEAR A NEW SONG BEFORE IT’S POPULAR…

And then EVERYONE is singing it, and it’s on the radio 24/7

booksmut:

I can relate…

Ha ha, so familiar…